White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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