So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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