Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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