she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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