After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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