But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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