Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You are the jesus of drinking
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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