we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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