Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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