whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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