Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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