Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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