i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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