the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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