I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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