You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
