Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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