Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
