You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
