Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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