I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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