Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
