Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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