who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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