I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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