I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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