I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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