so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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