My pussy is not your playground.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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