Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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