dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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