so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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