yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
handjob tips. give me some.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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