I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
