I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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