do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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