He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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