i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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