He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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