We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The struggles of a small town man whore
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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