i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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