in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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