that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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