You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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