i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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