Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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