walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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