I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
literally had 100 drinks last night.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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