Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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