CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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