is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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