I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize