i just google imaged poop.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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